You have the right to remain fabulous

Houstonist does not buy into the whole guilty pleasure thing. Either like something or don't, we say. But Project Runway, Bravo's reality TV fashionista slapfight, is almost enough to change that opinion. Houstonist tuned in each week not because we particularly liked the clothes, or Banana Republic, but because we had to have questions answered: Could Austin be any prissier? Could Robert be more useless? Could we possibly like Wendy less? The answer to all these questions was a resounding "Yes."

So how excited is Houstonist that the show is returning tonight for a second season? So excited we could throw up, but we'll leave that to the models. Instead, we'll be popping some popcorn and rooting on Chloe Dao, representing the great city of Houston and the great state of Texas. That should be enough to win right there — let's hope Heidi Klum agrees. But even if she doesn't, there's bound to be plenty of runway theatrics and nervous breakdowns (our money is on this guy right here), and it should make for a good watch while you bemoan yet another Lost sabbatical.

Project Runway appears at 9 p.m. Wednesdays on Bravo.