ABC News Proclaims Kubiak New Coach of Dallas Texans?

Proving that reading comprehension isn't a prerequisite for working at ABC News, ESPN Sports or Reuters comes this little gem.

HOUSTON (Reuters) - Denver Broncos offensive co-ordinator Gary Kubiak is to become the Dallas Texans's head coach, owner Bob McNair said.

"I look forward to getting Gary down here," McNair told a Houston news conference on Sunday after the Broncos lost to the Pittsburgh Steelers in the American Football Conference (AFC) playoffs in Denver.

Hmm... what clues could there possibly be that, maybe, the team is in Houston and not in Dallas - the city Houstonians are raised to hate?

Thanks Gene Cherry in Raleigh, North Carolina for your excellent reporting. Hope to see you at the next West Virginia Panthers game.