Say What?: Men's Love Life Advice

Ah, so that's how you do it

Advice for boys on how to have the best love life:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very important that these four women don't know each other.

— an e-mail that graced Houstonist's inbox

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