Clear the dance floor ...

The Queen of Pop has just announced her tour dates for the "Confessions" spring tour, and she'll be hitting all the major cities — L.A., New York, Philly, Chicago, Miami, Boston. Heck, Madonna's even taking her pointy boobs to Phoenix, Fresno, Hartford and San Jose ... but not Houston. Houstonist isn't a diehard Madge fan, but we're curious enough that we might check out her show if she came to town. But now, we're kinda wondering if we like her at all.

We're not sure if we're willing to hit Fresno to watch Madonna turn the world into one big dance floor, but if you feel like venturing out to catch a performance, info on the tour is at her website.

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