Houston's Missed Connections: Hungry for some love

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If only Missed Connections could be planned in advance. Then maybe young Houston lovers wouldn't be so discouraged by the way they are dressed when they have them!

Prince's Hamburgers on Westpark

Hey! I saw you at Prince's Hamburgers on Westpark today (yesterday I guess since its midnight) and we exchanged glances a few times. We even exchanged glances through the window as you were leaving.

You were wearing a multi-colored top, white jeans, and looking hella cute.

I should have said "hi" but I guess I was embarrassed. I was wearing my work uniform which makes me look like a rodeo clown and I haven't cut my hair in a while which makes me feel (and look) like I have "helmet" hair.

A rodeo clown with helmet hair? We're turned on already!

So Embarrassed!

Grandma was right about always having underwear on. Yesterday, I forgot I had gone 'commando' and gave the guy at the Taco Cabana a smile I did not intend. He was so cute and sweet too. I’m SO embarrassed!!!

Bare assed indeed. We wouldn't fret over this slight misrepresentation though. Just buy a belt, return to Taco Cabana and show him your best side. Make grandma proud.

Cafe Brasil Tuesday afternoon

You are tall, dirty blonde or light brown hair, cute. I spotted you with your mother, or an older woman, in the front room at Brasil, but I think you must have moved out to the patio. When the two of you left, you gave me a double (or triple) take, and smiled. I was sitting with my laptop, headphones on- shaved head, glasses, beard.

I mustered up enough balls to follow you outside, but you were getting in the car, and I didn't want to intrude. Write back.

Moms can be such cock blockers sometimes.

Cafe Brasil Tuesday afternoon

Me: The tall, dirty blonde haired, cute guy sitting with his mom. You: The hot little number sitting behind the bald guy with the headphones and laptop.

We locked eyes a few times and smiled. I was going to come back for you, but the bald guy followed me out into the parking lot and scared my mom.

Uncanny! This missed connection was posted seven hours after the first and it begs the question, are they playing with us or did this love triangle really transpire at Cafe Brasil? Frankly, we don't care either way. It's just damn funny.

corvette girl

i saw you in that shirt..and that SKIRT...what i really want to see is you in my corvette...

Aren't these the lyrics to some 80s song?

Flickr photo: fd

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