Houston's Missed Connections: Anger and Aggression

MC with the Female of the Species

I kind of don't get it. I'm a tall, fit, intelligent, financially and emotionally stable male. I've been told that I'm funny and entertaining. While I'm not stunningly handsome, I am in no way deformed or terribly ugly. Occasionally, I even get that second glance in passing. So why can't I find any women that are interested. Maybe it's because I'm the type of guy that would post this here. Who knows.

We think you hit the nail on the head there, MC. Not because people who post on Craigslist are romantically destitute, but because not enough people, and we can't reiterate this enough, are brazen enough to speak up in public! It's easy Mr. Tall, Fit, Intelligent, Financially and Emotionally Stable Male. Go for it!

24 Hour Fitness, Meyerland, Saturday AM yoga

Me: thoroughly enjoying my yoga and breathing and concentrating very hard

You: a bitch with a really annoying phone that rings CONSTANTLY throughout class.

My foot missed your ass this time, but rest assured that if it happens AGAIN next week, I will meet your bitch ass in the parking lot. And then I won't have to hear your phone ring anymore because it will be permanently inserted where the sun don't shine, comprende? Two weeks in a row is ENOUGH, thank you very much!

For the sake of that cell phone, we hope these two never meet again. She needs a chi-adjustment.

Dont miss Monday's connection

Okay, all you great Houston singles, I am giving you advance warning... I am headed out early in the morning, I will be in my car driving myself to work, I will take my mid-morning break and walk to starbucks for coffee, at lunch I will walk to the food court and back, after work I will head to the gym, then home.....

We have begun to see a great many of these "avoid missing me" posts, and it is getting rather disturbing. Maybe you should meet Mr. Tall, Fit, Intelligent, Financially and Emotionally Stable Male. Seems you'd make a good couple.

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