HPD officer William Archer was relieved of duties today while an investigation into improper sex acts with a woman in custody continues. The attorney for the unnamed 36 year old woman says the event happen near Hobby Airport, after she was pulled over for outstanding warrants.
The victim claims that the officer offered to let her go free if she did the deed with him. She agreed, and they proceeded to get it on the back of his police car (no word if he was playing a certain Marvin Gaye song at the time). She preserved some of the evidence (we don’t even want to know what that evidence is), and the crime lab is currently waiting for the DNA test results to return.

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