Houston's Missed Connections: Animal Behavior

On my flight

you were on my flight today in first class last raw by the window emial me

Evidence people in first class don't get there by being smart.

Looking for two hot sisters and the bride to be

Had a outright good time want to reconnect! We met at Molly's etc. Had lots of fun! Tom aka firefighter pilot from Colorado

Despite the short message, we think we know where this came from and where it is going. Male stripper "performs" at a bachelorette party, falls in love with the generous benefactors stuffing bills into his crotch and wants to meet again. Also, he is not completely in touch with reality and thinks his firefighters/pilot get up is real. Look, Tom from Colorado, we've all seen Pretty Woman. Might we suggest implementing Julia Roberts' no kissing on the lips policy?

Jennifer with Flat tire

Looking for the lady that i fixed her flat tire on hwy 59 SAturday morning 10/14/06

We are so tired of people on MC not listening to our advice: if you are repairing something of theirs and are interested, ask them out while you still have a captive audience!

photo: flickr user fd