Houston's Missed Connections: Wussing Out Continues

Houston's Craigslist users continue to wuss out and miss connections. Knuckle-up and ask them out while you've got the chance.

Hell yes I want your taquito!

You sat across from me this morning [in Whataburger] with your cute unshaven face and made eye contact several times, once in particular while adjusting your cap. I was too shy to ask if you were interested. I was definitely interested! Hoping you will see this and let me know what it is you might be looking for...

I wanna be your baby mama

The tall, devastatingly handsome KTRU funk DJ. I love you! You are so hot, sexy and utterly delcicious. I want to have babies with you....... If you know who I am , call me..........

We're no Dr. Phil, but going from 0 to having babies might be creep that guy out. Maybe you should just practice first.

Panera Bakery hot spot for missing connections

You are a hot looking asian guy that bakes usually in the evening, you made a Crispini for me and I could not stop looking at you, you started to ring me out but the other guy jumped to the register, (by the way I think he is a jerk). You kept your eyes on me...I am descreet if you think we are hitting on each other.

Saw you last nigt with your friend..You wearing Black blouse and Jean skirt..made eye contact..let talk..

Please don't type with your mouth full.

Can I get some fries with that shake?

You were buying a red bean shake. You got my attention, e-mail me if you get this

Do you put the red beans and rice in the blender all at the same time or one-by-one? That sounds pretty gross, but if you put some andouille in there it may taste better.

Cathy O'Neal, please pick-up the nearest courtesy phone.

Looking for Cathy O'Neal, you are beautiful.

Big fan of the direct approach, Houstonist, but shouldn't you post this for Cathy O'Neal of the Ohio O'Neals? Just a thought.
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