
This week Houston's Missed Connections seemed to present a record number of neighbors in heat, publicly broadcasted responses and the usual amount of "I didn't wanna be cheesy by hitting on you in the Wal-Mart parking lot, so I've decided to broadcast my affections from the top of a mountain. But, I didn't have mountain so I used Craig's List instead" type of pleas for lurve.
Care for a romp in the park?
m4w - memorial park
I was running on a dreary sunday morning, but you changed that dreariness. You were wearing a blue tank top and yellow tights as you ran on the track and through my head. Give me a shout if you're on here WdG.blue tank top/yellow thights girl
I'll be running there saturday morning (same time)... this time don't be shy IK.
p.s. maybe we can find a better way of burning those calories off...
The rally point for interested spectators is the playground. Don't forget to bring your popcorn.
No boobs but nice pooper
Cute mexican girl that works at TGf haircutters in pearland, really cute best looking one in there, not the one that was just knocked up, the one with the cute feet that has the third chair on the left side. Thin body no tits, but nice ass with short hair (sometimes) name starts with a "p" (not going to but you out like that). You are shit hot, hollah at your boy.
Wal-Mart turns me on!
You were wearing a tight low cut shirt, you were kind of thick, about 5'2 or so. You had on very tight black slacks. You had dark hair to about mid back. I couldnt stop looking at you everytime I saw you in the store. I was the red head with the goatee, wearing a dark grey shirt, and black slacks, and a black hat. Don't know if you saw my tongue ring or not. Email me and we can see if you are the right one or not, or maybe we can set up a time to run into each other again. I have pics I can respond with after you email me. Hope to hear from you soon!
Your attractive admirer
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Photo: flickr user fd.
Quit playing games with my heart
your playing some game with me...
the minute you think you don't have me...
your crazy to get me back.
the minute you think you have me...
my feelings don't matter.
it hurts my heart...and i'm so tired of it hurting!RE: "your playing some game with me..."
you really must be more specific. I'm sure this applies to a hundred thousand people. why don't you just e-mail direct? you know the address.
Neighborhood Watch
Lady you have been living there a while now and I just want to know if there is any chance of you just being really naughty one time with your next door guy. Surely you have one day with a couple of free hours.Post your husband's initials if the answer is yes.
and
Hey Gorgeous neighbor. I have been fantasizing about you for a few years. Hope you have at least had a fleeting fantasy too. A brief raging fling is definitely in order. Post your spouse's initials if you are interested.
Scha-wing!
I was with my boyfriend Sunday morning and you were both watching me as I bent over in the aisles to uh,,, reach for items.Post if you want to party with us. Describe my boyfriend so we will know it is you.
