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Missed Connections: Gefilte Fish...and "Chain Connections"
H-Town Rock
Rock Talk, Vol. IX
Well, you Houstonians were really disappointing this New Years. A quick browse of this week's Missed Connections proves you aren't following our advice and speaking up to potential lovers. A whole slew of posts were from New Year's Eve parties, and most of you blamed too much alcohol for your passivity. What's the worst that could come from your candor? Your love interest could slur a messy, "Nooo," and drunkenly stumble away. You'll never learn.
Im Leo P. looking for a secret admirer
You emailed me yesterday giving me hints on who you are. You said you had a crush on me and wanted to get together. Dont be shy and contact me again---Im single!
Did you ever think of hitting reply?
IKEA December 31 (New Years Eve) McCombs Shirt
Me: Bowling t-shirt. You were checking me out. Thanks for making my day!
Awe, you're welcome. We were really just staring at the mustard stain on your shirt, but we'll take the thanks.
Blonde at HEB (Kingwood)
It just so happened that yesterday you and I were shopping at the same time. We did not happen to see each other until we were in the parking lot loading up our groceries. We were parked with the nose of our vehicles pointing toward each other. You were a very attractive blonde with short to shoulder length hair. We glanced at each other several times, but I think your's were more of suspicion rahter than interest. If there was an interest please email me and lets make a connection.
So you are creepy parking lot guy! Try and maybe fix that this year.
Remember sneaking across the border
Jennifer, we met when we both sneaked across the border into Mexico from Big Bend. We shared the Border Patrol van together. You showed some leg to get us out of the van. I never ran so fast!You said you lived in Houston. I am looking to go back. Want to go? I need to find the excitement again in my life.
I would love to know how life has been treating you. I am still single, and I believe I owed you a drink. Come collect.
Jennifer, might we suggest connecting again soon. I hear the big ol' fence the government wants to put across the border might hinder your border jumping plans.
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