
Our New Year's resolution is to stop harping on Craigslist posters for neglecting to, you know, do the decent thing and speak up when they are struck with love, lust or a bad case of VD after an encounter with someone. So go on, keep missing each other. And let the rest of us laugh at your expense.
Petsmart - Westheimer - Fellow Boxer Lover
It was so nice meeting you - and I couldn't butch up enough to ask for your number - I think the reason why you want to go back to Alabama is because you haven't found your niche here. I would like to help you with that...
We do hope you mean Alabama the street rather than Alabama the state. Why would anyone want to go there?
You were at Hart's Chicken
at lunchtime. You waited patiently for your order and, as you left, you politely said, "Excuse me, Sir!" as you made your way down the aisle by my table....
You had on work boots and there is an analogy about the size of a man's feet that I would just love to find out, in your case, whether it's true!
We hate to disappoint, but we think we know where this ends. A man with big feet spends a fortune on big shoes.
Shell in Sugar Land Hwy 6 at Fluor Daniel
I saw you in line at the Shell and you let me go in front of you. I overheard you saying on your cell that you were "picky" I thought you were very attractive, maybe you will see this. You had on Blue denim with Ugg boots. :)
Don't ever trust a woman who calls herself picky and then leaves the house in Ugg boots.
You at the monster truck jam
You were at the monster truck jam Saturday. I was sitting at the top of the stairs. You kept coming up the stairs and we would smile. Sometimes you had a little child with you but I could not tell if it was yours or not. You are a prett woman, please email me.
Know what we like about you, monster truck guy? You didn't bother making an excuse, although there was one ready: it was too loud to verbally communicate. Don't hold out for that e-mail though. Her ears are probably still bleeding.
flickr photo: fd

Missed Connections: Gefilte Fish...and "Chain Connections"


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