In preparation for Valentine's Day, Cupid was lifting them up and knocking 'em down all over Houston, as evidenced by Houston's Missed Connections. Enjoy a little reading, and then go forth, spreading post-VD love all over our fair city. Just make sure it isn't the STD kind.
the shasta and my laptop
It was 9:30pm on a Saturday night, I like a nerd, was studying. Selfishly I decided to claim the long comfy couch, only because I needed the power outlet for my laptop. But you, you with the name of a fancy, expensive car, you had the balls to come sit next to me and engage in conversation. You were so WEIRD!!! I didn't care too much on your sad story about how you might have lost your job, I don't care about your lame friend at Randall's...you with your 2 cent can of Shasta Cola, thank you for listening to me and keeping it away from my precious laptop and thank you for hitting one me because today was the first day I wore my glasses out in public.
Awe, geek love. We are stumped on one thing though: the name of a fancy expensive car. Is it 'beamer'? 'Cause that would be awesome.
Parking Space
I practically begged you for your parking space and, to my surprise, you gave it to me! I just wanted to thank you. It was a nice thing to do. :) -d
That is nice. Now where were you when we needed to park this morning?
Methodist elevators
Ok, it was embarassing but you told me that my fly was open. I am hoping that you were looking at me because you were interested. If you were, hit me back, but stop calling me "sir"! :)
No offense, but we're guessing the gawking was solely due to the open fly. Pay it forward.
re handsome library gentleman
those noises you heard were merely me farting and projecting those sounds upward as if from my mouth. that would explain the bad breath.
Sweeter words have never been spoken.
white t-shirt in cleveland walmart
not many groceries in your buggy, on your cell phone.....I told my hubby that I'd do ya in a minute...we went looking for you to strike up a conversation but you were gone...I am looking for someone in particular- not just anyone who is looking to hook up for a quick lay.
Most people on Craigslist are. You've heard of Sleepless in Seattle? Well this is Klassy in Cleveland.
At that we'll leave you with this sobering realization:
PYROMANIC PYERON
I hate your guts and hope you die
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