We know Houstonist is your window into the lives of famous Houstonians. We also know that you've been wondering what the upper crust of Houston is doing to celebrate Valentine's Day, and we firmly believe that if you don't know the answer to a question, you should make one up. So here's what we imagine some of our favorite Houston celebrities are doing to celebrate February 14th, love triangles and all.
In an effort to keep his job as Texans starting quarterback, David Carr is wining and dining Bob McNair.
Mayor White is giving new meaning to the term "Valentine's Day Massacre." If you know what we mean. Dominique Sachse does.
To the dismay of her friends and loved ones, the spacey Lisa Nowak has opted to make her valentines out of adult diapers this year.
TSU is delivering a huge Valentine to the Capitol. It reads: "Roses are red / Priscilla Slade was bad / If you don't shut us down / we'll be really glad."
Marvin Zindler, paranoid about slime in the ice machine and still not over Pino's closing, will stay in with his wife tonight and powder his wigs.
Feuding Houston rap artists Mike Jones and Chamillionaire have decided to put their differences behind them and will spend tonight watching When Harry Met Sally and cuddling.
Caught up in a torrid love affair but unwilling to leave his wife while she's dealing with anger management issues, Joel Osteen is dividing his time between his wife Victoria and Shelley Sekula-Gibbs. Remember, you heard it here first.
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Oh ... does this mean it's Shelley's turn to go nuts on a plane?
Remember when they used to serve those little bags of nuts on planes? I miss that.
There's a joke to be made here, but I'll let someone else do it.
"No, thanks. I already have one. It's bulky, but I consider it carry on."
Did something happen to Dominique Sachse? I must not watch enough tv these days.
On Pino's closing: that had to be the most overrated restaurant in Houston. And hence proven by it's demise.
no word on what D.G. and his date are doing? waterwall?
Little do you really know...
Pino is laughing his way to the bank with millions on the land - ha ha...
Right back at you!