The Play By Play
Now the writers — oh, we mean editors — are starting to place the girls into their appropriate characters. Houstonist already pointed out some of the crazies, but we have yet to meet the other stereotypes...
Just started, we have Jaslene, the fierce Latina, wait, cut to Samantha, the county bumpkin with the eyebrows. Aww, she's homesick y'all. We bet she really likes Britney Spears, pre coke binge. Was there a pre coke Britney Spears? Back to the action..
OK, they're at a high school, and Ms. J is dressed like a man for once. This could get interesting. And it just did because he/she changed into a school girl uniform. We think it's a little odd that they let him judge others.
Our girl Felicia is rocking the catwalk/school track, and she isn't crazy yet. Two points for Houston. Latina needs some lbs to hold up her clothes, and ouch.. Renee, one of the crazies is doing the behind the back camera interview stab. We love it.
And now we talk about how awesome Tyra is, and show a clip from ten years ago. Moving on, again.. Prom Fashion Show competition. Ms. Jay is in a dress.. Crazy Russian has never had a prom, and she wants us to feel sorry for her. She's a mail order bride, if she would have had a prom, we think she probably would have spent it up in the hotel room with her date.
It's getting better, guys. Keep reading after the jump.
"Little Tyra" is scared to walk in front of the high school students. Aww, she's actually nice, and she hasn't callled anyone Agness yet. YET. Oh, and Jaslene is no longer the "fierce Latina", she is "the Bitchy One." She is setting herself up to fail. Continue.. current prom (aka BORING), eighties prom (not as fun as we wanted), enter GHETTO PROM. Here comes good stuff. And in true "ghetto prom" style, the skinny white girl's dress comes open, and she flashes all of the high school children. We think they'll like her best.
The results: "the bitchy one" made the most mistakes, but she kind of set herself up for that one. Winner is Britney, a wall flower ish girl who has yet to be given a personality. Our girl Felicia feels the tension rising. She's smart, but not to be voicing this to another person, in stead of on the knife in back comment camera. Oh, "the bitchy one" hears her and tries to pick a fight, but "little Tyra" stays classy and stands her ground. Wow guys, really. And "the bitchy one" is again melding into a different character. She is becoming "I am only bitchy because I am so insecure." That's three personalities and the show is only half way through.
Photo shoot = high school stereotypes. Could be fun, but currently boring. Houstonist not impressed. Felicia is the Jock and they love her.. we are loving her more and more every minute. Could you tell? And Renee, one of the crazies, is crying about something. Life's just not fair for top models.. Houstonist knows all about that. Wait, crazy Russian mail order bride is crying because she doesn't speak English. She can't understand what a teacher's pet is. We think it might be over for her.
PS.. The "Southern Girl" is not ok with A. playing the school slut B. the word masturbate C. another person walking around naked D. Imagining a boy other than her boyfriend E. very short "ghetto prom" dresses. We'll save F through Z for later.
And the judging..... THEY LOVE FELICIA! Score one for Houston. We are really liking "Little Tyra" and she had a great episode. "Southern Girl" could be going home soon too, and it's down to mail order bride and Southern girl. The loser is.... Souther Girl. Mail Order Bride gets one more week, Southern girl is not ok with way too many things, and Felicia came in second overalll. A good week for ANTM and a good week for Houston. We may have another Chloe on our hands.
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