Houston's Missed Connections

Houstonist was confused for a while as to how so many people could miss out on what read like "sure thing" type hook-ups. "We exchanged glances and underwear last night in Midtown, but I didn't get your number. If you're reading this, hit me back." How do you screw up something like that? We're still baffled but have written it off to hopelessness and decided that some folks are born to miss.

But, that doesn't mean we don't have questions we'd like answered. Anyone have a clue as to what "cajun brown" means? Is that like roux brown, pecan (that's pronounced PUH-cahn for those of you north of I-10) brown, camo brown, etc.? And, what is "snuuggeery"? Is this some funked up way of saying snuggily? And, when did Missed Connections turn into PSA space for child advocates? Deadbeat parents suck, but you're killing our caffeine buzz.

In Yellow Galleria Condos - m4w

You live on the south side and your balcony is just above the phone number sign. Thanks for working out on your balcony in your bikini. Damn I wish I could see you up there a little closer. Coffee? Drinks?? If not, just say Hi.

Hey, man. Thanks for the tip. We're guessing that she's working out in the morning. Let us know for sure, and we'll stop by with coffee and our zoom lens.

At Heights Kroger - m4m

hot frat guy wearing tight-fitting gym shorts,shopping for fruit. i commented on the bananas and you agreed with me. we chatted about ripeness. i saw your dick getting hard through your shorts as i stroked one of the bananas. later ran into you again at cereal. we laughed about captain crunch. checked out at the same time, chatted in the parking lot. i gave you a bj in your mustang, i never swallow usually but had to with you. i think i left my apples in your car. tell me what color my jock was so that i know it's you. would love to do it again.

You'd love to leave your apples in his car again? That doesn't make any sense at all.

SRO 's - w4m

You keep coming around again and again. I have been noticing that you have been working out. You are one of the 'regulars.' Trying (and doing great) to look all sexy with that bald head of yours! I have been watching and wondering if you are at all interested. Its hard to tell. I know that you watch me and on occasion i have caught you staring at my chest.....wanna see more, D? Let me know if you do. I don't have the guts to do this any other way.....after all I do come in SOMETIMES with hubby.........let me know. Also, if you think you know who this is please tell me what I was wearing the last time you saw me and what day this week I was there. If this is something you would not be willing to do, then please respons accordingly and we can go back to how it has always been. Theres no need to say a word to anyone about it, PLEASE. Hope I hear from you!

You should have written "'Theres no need to say a word to anyone about it, PLEASE,' because I just shouted it from the top of a mountain only I didn't have a mountain. I had the Internets. And now my husband will be crap out of us."