Tour:Smart - Martin Atkins at Avant Garden Tonight.
H-Town Rock
Missed Connections: November 2 - 5
Daily-ist Thursday: River Oaks Theater 70th Anniversary Celebration
Get sticky at Lawndale's Sugar Skull workshop
Lots of variety in Missed Connections this week. Yerrow feevuh? Check. Swingers? Check. Dudes taking a direct approach? Check. Pathetic marriage proposal? Check. Nerd love? Check.
barnes - w4m
I saw my perfect match and the barnes and noble at 1960 and champions. He had collar length blonde hair, 6' tall give or take. A little chubby. He was buying star wars books. I would really like to get to know you...
Brother, we hope you're reading this in between arranging your action figures for a renactment of the Battle of Hoth. Any woman who sees you buy Star Wars gear and still thinks your perfect is worthy of your light sabre. Use the Force, but not too much or you might end up like the guy in the next entry.
to the guy who halfheartedly tried to carjack me - w4m
you asked me for a ride to gessner and harwin, I said no b/c it was 3 am and you were creepy/dirty/holding a beer. you then asked if I wanted you to force me to hand over my keys/car. thanks for a) reminding me that I need to stay aware of where I am and what I'm doing, especially late at night in questionable areas and b) livening up an otherwise dull evening. hope the nice police officers found you and gave you that ride
Your cup missed my car!!
LOL - you suck. Go back to California you fucktard. Don't be littering in my state - we have enough trash on the streets here. YOU and your friends don't need to add to the asinine mix.Don't Mess With Texas!
Midtowne Spa Saturday Nite - m4m
We both had nice chests and nips and got into some serious chest/nip action. Let me know when you want to do this again"Serious chest/nip action." Sounds like you were watching 300: The IMAX Experience.
T.T.M.
I miss you soooooooooooooooo much..."Pamela! I am not attracted to you anymore!... NOT! "NOT
dang it girl
I know this is just as much a rave as it is a missed connection.But this bitch has really got my last nerve.
Dear L.G. You are now served with my last notice.Vacate my husbands job .And no he doesn't need your friendship nor does he need your bussiness.So Leave !! He stands more to lose than you on this deal.He will lose his children young and old.He will lose the only person{his WIfe} that will put up with his shit. Damn if I died tomorrow he would dig me up so I could mate his socks.He doesn't need some old drawed up gal sitting around drinking with him at his job.In fact if you are such a good friend you would know he doesn't need to drink.So if by chance I see that you have called him again or stopped by including your son I will be right over to show you what happens when a wife finds another gal around her husband .Not saying I will stoop to be a non classy lady to beat you up.But shit does happen.
NOT YOUR FRIEND,
ME AND MR. BAT
[NOT WOODEN]
Two gorgeous people... - m4w
You saw me, I saw you. Our eyes locked. You smiled. I smiled.Hey, Adonis, way to drop the ball on getting her number. Were you too busy tightening up your Metro-do? We are continually amazed that folks like you continue to miss connect in such situations. Perhaps your hair gel has killed your brain cell.As you ate your dinner and I ate mine, our eyes continued to steal glances at one another. Smiles. Sexy stares.
You got up to go to the bathroom, and walked by my table - very close. You looked beautiful - a natural beauty, not created but born. Slender, fit, sexy. I excused myself and made my way to the bathroom. I stood outside the door, playing with my cell phone, trying not to look out of place. A few minutes later you came out and I was the first thing you saw. You smiled.
I reached my hand out and took yours - without any resistance. "You look beautiful tonight." You smiled again, and replied "And you do as well...but you probably know that by the way I have been staring at you."
We smiled. And then I leaned in and kissed you - ever so gently. You moaned, and said "If only"...and then you kissed me back...a deep, passionate kiss.
That was it; then you were gone.
Was that you? If not, should it have been?
I'm Driftin Away Again - w4m
With all of my heart,Garth Brooks called. He wants his song back.
I know I could love you.
But with all of my soul,
I'm driftin away.
With all of my mind,
I know you can save me from myself, and anything else.
With all of my strength,
I wanna reach out for you.
With every breath,
Call out your name.
With every step,
I just wanna turn around and say,
Baby, make it ok.
But I'm so afraid,
That you've forgiven me one too many times.
And I'm so afraid to give my heart again,
Just to have a change of mind.
And I'm not quite sure that you can trust me.
And I would hate to have you find me again, like the wind,
Driftin' away.
With all of my heart,
I know I've disappointed you.
And although I'm real sorry,
I don't know how to say it this time.
But if I would lose you, I know,
I know, I'd go completely out of my mindI'm so afraid that you've forgiven me, one too many times.
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"Serious chest/nip action."
at first glance: "cheese-nip action"
of course now, i will never think of Cheese Nips the same...
OMG - I guess I read it too quickly - until I read the comment, I was still thinking it read "cheese-nip action" and heck, I've read stranger things here...