
1On Allen from Shepherd, I shall not stop.
2She maketh me to drive down concrete pastures:
she weaveth me beside the brown waters
3She adoreth my stroll:
she leadeth me to the paths of Montroseness or the Waugh's take.
4Yea, though I haul through the valley of the radar of death,
I will fear no evil: for thou art speedy;
the cops on Memorial they shake fists at me.
5Thou preparest a jog path before me in the presence of El'nor Tinsley:
thou doth pointest to down-town toil,
my trip almost over.
6Surely good views quite worthy shall carry me all through haze and the blight:
and I will dwell on your curves with my Ford forever.
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(Our apologies to David)
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