Found Dog Seeks Lost Owner

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Remember me? I'm sure you do. I'm the cuddly, smart, laid back bitch that you last saw near Gessner and Bissonnet.

I can't really recall why we split up. Maybe it was the thunder? We've been apart since Wednesday, and it's killing me. I miss you, but the distance between us grows everyday. I long for your heavy petting and yearn for our long walks in the park. How could you let my leash slip through your fingers so easily?

It's unsettling how quickly I have adjusted to life without you. I have made some great new friends, but they're not you. They even took me to dinner at Tila's last night to help me get my mind off of things. It didn't work. The roasted chicken was pretty good, but my tortillas never made it. You never forgot to bring my tortillas or my Milk Bones. I want need you back.

Please come back to me. Send me an email (jason+dog@houstonist.com) that tells me what the name tag on my collar says so I know it's you. Please hurry before I'm forced to change my name and move away.