Houston's Missed Connections: We Was Rocker

This week's crop of Missed Connections seemed harmless enough, even sweet. But if you're Barnie's wife: 1. you may not want to read this & 2. how did you ever get used to spooning a large, purple polyester dinosaur?

Pirate Monkey Dinosaur Parrot - m4w - 30

You and your friend were discussing the message board at Empire. I was the guy who confirmed your designation of the "thing" as a dinosaur on the monkey's shoulder. You're cute, and seemed interesting, so if you felt the same way about me, give me an e-mail back.

I wasn't in my finery. Having just come from a dance rehearsal, I was in soccer shorts and a plain black t-shirt.

If nothing else, I want you to know you made my day happy(er).

Dude, that's a parrot on the monkey's shoulder. And, yes, that chick was hot. And, yes, it was creepy that we were there at the same time. Were you here earlier when the sultry brunette was out on the porch with her three friends and a pizza? If not, you missed out. If so, quit stalking Houstonist, or we'll send Chuck Norris to your house.

To "Superman" in the Mercedes - w4m

You cut me off this morning and then I got to pass you since you went right into the slow lane.

What makes it even better is that I saw you pick your nose. EEEWWW.

Maybe next time you should use a kleenex and be nicer to people in traffic.

Asshole.

That makes us think of this. Surely, "Superman" wasn't that grown up.

Sherlock's on Gray last Sunday - m4w - 34

You were the hot blonde chick with a pink top. I was rocker wearing the black shirt.I asked you if there were any drink specials. You ordered (5) shots of what looked like red snappers.
I'd love to buy you a shot/beer your choice. If you partying like a rock star and bad boys then let's get to know each other better.

Hey, Bad Boy, what does "I was rocker" mean exactly? Houstonist wears black shirts on occassion and loves a nice shot. Does that mean "we was rocker," too? KICKASS. We'll update our MySpace page.

i stood you up, i was testing you - m4w - 27

i promise to make up for it :)

That sounds like douchebag for "I forgot about you."

Sexy guy doing wheelies on his bike - w4m - 33

We made eyes, it was undeniable. Wish I know more about you!

wishing on the moon,
~girl in the fixie

Bike nerd chicks rule! You need to come on our bicycle pub crawl.

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Photo: flickr user fd.