
Houstonians were on the prowl for wood, tools and/or tongue rides at Lowe's last week. What gives? Seems like handy folks are shy - thus, the Missed Connections. Lots of photos were up as well. Although Houstonist is unsure if they help or hurt. Adam Ant? What the? Idiots.
Sluiced your strawberries in jamba juice
you were awesome in your bananna republic whatever they are called; seems like you had been on the trail for at least a mile in this hot humid tropical cornucopia of teeth - hot baby, so hot I think itis just not for meWe've got no idea what you're talking about. But, this is the best MC headline we've read in a long time.
Whataburger - tunnel - m4w
You: Acting like you were too cool for words and the center of the universe."Just sayen'" that you're hetero and attracted to Lance? Or, "just sayen'" that you're digging the Big Pumette?Me: Thinking you look like Lance Berkman's twin sister and eating at Whataburger.
Just sayen'
You had a bad day, You had your knives stolen - m4m - 28
I helped you with new knives, yours had just got stolen and seemed like you were having a rough day. You were nice would be cool to meet for coffe and chatIf that's how you quantify a bad day, then you're lucky. We always thought bad day meant crappy traffic and thunderstorms. Maybe you were talking to V or Edward Scissorhands?
Things get weirder after the jump.
hot!! tall Asian girl at Fadis on Westheimer on wednesday night - m4w - 37
I think this might be a long shot. I was paying the cashier when I noticed you. I smiled at you and you smiled back...I was the tall guy with glasses and a stubble. You have an amazing smile and the longest legs I have ever seen..the most beautiful Asian woman I have seen to date..you seemed to know the a few folks there...I heard you talking to someone about your school....Why you gotta be all racial? Couldn't she be the hottest girl you've ever seen? And, she was talking about her school? Houstonist hopes she was a teacher or we'll have to get Chris Hansen on your ass.
If you see this write back to me........I would love to talk to you or maybe just have coffee with you...
Parked near Lakeside Bb - m4w - 51
I saw you young folks kissing. I used to take my girl there to a spot very close to where you were. We never got tired of making out everyhere, in all these places thta one night we got tanked and drew a map, sorta like the hollywood star homes tour, but it spanned states. It was really quite elaborate and colorful. My wife, a great artist, had so much fun with it. Years later, one anniversery we celebrated, we took off for months and drove to each place and made out. It was the best days of my life.How sweet; you and you're honey mapped out your favorite make-out spots and revisit them. We hope that you and she were taking a break from your own passionate throws and that you weren't just creeping around the kiss-a-teria spying on teenagers. We'll Chris Hansen you, too.Take care of your wonder.
Missing you - w4m - 19
I now realize that I took you for granted, and it's too late. Please come back. I swear I will cook better French toast and won't tease you about hating eggs. I'll even let you have my lanyard again with all the keys on it. I miss your endless library of music and the way you drum your fingers on hard surfaces when you're bored. Come back to Texas - it's not the same since you went away.Must be jelly cuz jam don't shake like that. Throw in some grits with two over easy, and we're in business. Oh, and don't forget the biscuits. Gotta have the biscuits.
Librarian - m4w
I see you working around the downtown library. You have shoulder-length dark hair and beautiful eyes. I can see that you're married, but I wanted to tell you that you always brighten my day.Mmm, librarians are hot. "...so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up."
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Photo: flickr user fd.

Missed Connections: Gefilte Fish...and "Chain Connections"


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