Houston's Missed Connections: How Much For the Naked Lady In the Window?

Houstonist is shocked that the naked lady continues to appear to commuters, but we've not seen her yet. In fact, she's now taking requests. The debate clamors on about whether or not she exists. Could it be that this is a hoax to get folks to buy pricier gas? Demands have been made for photographic evidence. Houstonist will fall on this grenade since it is clearly so important to humanity. See you on Friday morning, lady!

We now join our regularly scheduled coverage of Missed Connections already in progress.

girl working at the apple store - m4w - 20

you work at the apple store.
you have a septum piercing.
you are cute and you know alot about apples.
you waved at me a few times, i turned around a few times and you smiled.
that's hot.

date?

Our grandpa warned us to be careful who you let play with your apples. She may be cute and all, but after what happened to this guy's apples, you may reconsider.

40ish Chubby Guy With Red Sox Cap at Papa John's Montose/Westheimer - w4m - 25

You were in front of me in line ordering a large pizza with grilled chicken and onions. You were joking around with the guy at the counter. I noticed you had a Boston hat on, when you turned around, and they're my team. There is something cute about you. I want to cuddle.

I was the girl right behind you. 5'5", average build, with strawberry blonde hair and a nose ring. I hope you're not married.

Was it the hat or because he was chubby? We've heard that chubby is the new black, but have hedged our bets with a new Red Sox lid just in case.

Rich's Last Night my Dominican Princess - m4w

I saw you last night at rich's. you were beautiful, olive skin, black shirt, nice rack, red pants, hair so curly and big, and laughing with such life. i see you often and we used to talk a bit on myspace. you will probably never read this, but you are beautiful. and i would love to rub you down with some oils and make you feel like the woman you are. or pick you up from your work and take you to mark's for steak and dessert. you know how to find me, please do.

"i would love to rub you down with some oils and make you feel like the woman you are" Have you been drinking too much Courvoisier again, Leon?

Beautiful Girl at Brian O'Neill's this afternoon - m4w

You were with your friend having lunch. I was with a friend having a beer. If I'm not mistaken. We shared a moment. Nonetheless, even if we didn't, you took my breath away. Thank you.(Don't you just love technology? I was able to post this from my Blacberry within minutes of your leaving.)

Hey, BlueTool, she's not gonna dig you if you're thumbing the CrackBerry every ten seconds.

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