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Missed Connections: Gefilte Fish...and "Chain Connections"
H-Town Rock
Rock Talk, Vol. IX
Missed Connections are weird ramblings that seem a better fit for the walls of a bathroom stall. In fact, it seems as if an inordinate amount of MCs occur in bathrooms or locker rooms. That's just creepy kinda like this guy but different. Try to visualize the following MCs written in fat marker print on your favorite stall wall. We think it'll help them seem more normal.
Missing Astros
Can't seem to find the team that did so well a couple years back. Anyone who might know the whereabouts of the GOOD Astros please post. It may just be a case of misplaced cajones. Definitely a missed connection.Houstonist feels your pain, buddy. Look on the bright side. Texans season kickoff is just around the corner. OK, never mind.
Something About Mary - m4w - 47
Mary... You destroyed my relationship with Steve. He took a chance and hopped a plane to spend a week with you. His gamble didn't pay off. I found out. You must feel pretty smug now knowing that you have two men that will jump through hoops for you. Now that he's a pilot again he can jump a flight to be with you anytime. You can have him. You're both a piece of work.Take solace in the fact that she's got cum in her hair. Tell us you're not smiling now. Liar.
Lady in RED - hot tank top - m4w - 30
You were beautiful... wearing that sexy red hot tank top and them sexy short shorts... nice looking tan... you were so sexy... I couldn't help but admire you. I just want you out of them clothes... you were eating Chinese food, appeared to be beef and broccoli. I'd love to see whats under that tank top, and them short shorts... Hope you read this???We typically do not support missing a connection. However, them beef and broccoli ain't that sexy. Nice move. Wait til you catch her choking down an egg roll then make your move.
Dear Dickhole:
Hola, Senor Dickhole,We'll defer to Lance & Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction on this one.
Eric and I just wanted to thank you for the remodeling that you and your hooligan buddies did to our cars.
I was starting to get bored with a normal paint job. I really appreciate the pin stripes. Couldn't you have at least made them straight? I guess not since it was perfectly centered between those yellow lines on that legal parking spot. Who knew it was reserved for you? You should have written "Reserved for Asshole" in neon green on the parking stopper.
Eric loves the new vent you put in his window, too. He never thought of cutting the window to get into his Jeep after he locked his keys in it. He always just unzipped the window instead. He's not that great at thinking outside the box.
Anyway, thanks teaching us how to paint with keys and roll down windows with a knife. I feel like I need to teach you something in exchange. Why don't you come over this weekend? I can teach you how to clean a loaded shot gun.
Eat shit and live,
JB
LANCE--- Photo: flickr user fd.
They should be fuckin' killed.
No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
VINCENT
I just wish I caught 'em doin' it, ya know?
Oh man, I'd give anything to catch 'em doin' it.
It'a been worth his doin' it, if I coulda just caught 'em,
you know what I mean?
LANCE
It's chicken shit.
You don't fuck another man's vehicle.
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