Houston's Missed Connections: Dewayne Loves Jose

Missed Connections users from both the gay and straight communities rallied around Dewayne from Guava Lamp as he expressed his devotion to the Sound Guy Jose to ward off a persistent suitor. Nice work, Dewayne. Houstonist hasn't seen the Missed Connections gang this unified since that lady was getting nekkid in the office near the gas station.

Comcast (TimeWarner) Tech in baytown......... - w4m - 22

I know he is married, and so am I but I just have to say.....Boy, if I wasn't married. He is so sexy, and the sweetest man I've met. I won't mention his name for both our sakes, but I think he knows who he is, we have talked on a couple of occassions over the phone, mostly about the cable, but I wish it was something else. I'd like to talk about dinner, and maybe a nice walk on the beach, at night. Damn....I get the chills thinking about it.....I can just only imagine....In the chance that "the cable guy" reads this, I would love for one night to be with you, on a date of course, just to see how you "wine and dine" a girl. I'm sure you meet so many beautiful girls, even more prettier than me, I mean come on...seriously, I was pregnant when we met...(hint hint)....I've had my baby now but I haven't lost all my wieght and even though you have seen me in my worst days, you still tell me how cute you think I am....so if one day, you are upset, or just not having a good day, you can call me. You have my number.....I'll just need a nickname for you, so if I get checked it doesn't look so bad....I hope you reply to this, and even if you don't I hope you at least read it. Because if all the comments and little looks you give me are true, than this is just to let you know...The feeling is mutual!!

Nicole, don't you think you're taking the "I'm no role model" mantra a bit far? It works for Natalie not for you.

tuesday night - randalls - m4w - 31

It was about 11:30 at night, you were in your pajamas buying wine, pizza and smokes. It looked like you were going home to enjoy your groceries by yourself and I so wanted to ask you to come over to split the bottle of wine but I felt a little uncomfortable hitting on you in front of the cashier.

You have blonde hair and I really digged the way you rolled up your pajama pants. You are extremely attractive and if you weren't going home to drink by yourself, I hope your man appreciates your beauty.

Two things: 1. Dude, you're creeping us out. Almost as much as this guy. C. Woman, what the hell are you thinking? Houstonist knows you weren't in your lacy goods, but PJ are hot and delicious and should be kept at the house no matter what time of day it is. Be safe even if you're out to pick up a quick fix of ice cream and bourbon.

Raced You on Richmond and down 610 - m4w - 23

Saw you on Richmond as I was just getting off from work and decided to have an impromptue race. Only reason you beat me off the light the 2nd time was because my tires spun out, after that it was all over. :-) I wanted to catch up to try and get your number through some lanes but once you hit 90 you were gone, lol. You were very very cute, long shot here, but if you wanna chat, shoot me an email with your car and what you were drinkin' so I know it's you.

See ladies. This is what happens when you wear PJs to the grocery store late at night. Told you so.

"Crazy females" should click through the jump.