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Missed Connections: Gefilte Fish...and "Chain Connections"
H-Town Rock
Rock Talk, Vol. IX
Missed Connections activity was all over the place this week. The grammatical debate from last week raged on amid newer posts, likely spoofs, stirring the pot. Chicks welcomed the freaky deaky and showed off their crotchular regions, or frotch as grandma says. Health clubbers didn't miss many connections, but there were still a lot of M4M misses. Luby's? Mmm. Ewww! One lady offered her advice to dudes seeking dudes - impromptu package checks.
Grocery store misses were rampant this week and had great headlines. Thankfully no more apples were left in cars, but one man did forget his huevos.
Kroger- Shepherd & 11th 8/13/07 - w4m - 25
you- whiskey tango foxtrot shirtA soap fetish? Hmmm. That's kinda hot. Can Houstonist come over and lather you up?
me- chic in workout clothes perusing the yummy smelling soapsyou seem like a really nice guy and I would like to talk to you more. i left the delicious soap aisle and lost sight of you....
you said you would find me somewhere... reply to this email and tell me where you would find me.....
Donkey porn…leinenkugel’s…and we both love the “mule”... - m4w
Hopelessly in love with you & completely unable to change it. To be honest, I don't even want to.HEE HAW!
Food stamps and stilettos follow the jump.
At the food stamp office - w4m
You were in line with your three children, I was behind you with five (they're not all mine). I noticed you admiring my jewelry. You look like you could use a night of fun, let's talk.Sounds like you could afford to miss some connections, lady.Tell me how high my stiletto heels were so I'll know it's you.
Shannon at El Tiempo on Richmond - m4w - 35
I'm a nerd. Called you at the bar to get your number and wrote it down wrong. Respond to this if you're still interested.You're a dumb nerd. You didn't write it down incorrectly, knucklehead.
balding hipster - 23http://houston.craigslist.org/mis/393300445.html
green shirt, cargos, black chucks, no socks, ipod, black frames, burritoAre there really any hipsters about whom you can be certain of orientation?I dont know if you are gay or straight, but you are adorable and watching you while I was in line brightened my day :)
WOW...there u were - m4w - 45
BLAM...there you were....gorgeous latina (?) lady with impressive assets. You were just in front of me in line and said hi and a great smile. I was going to pleasantly enjoy the view but got invited to the self-checkout lane....too bad i missed out on you! i knw exactly what u were wearing...and i think i noticed what car you were in....if by any long shot you read this....get back? maybe some coffee one day? Did you notice me too and what i was wearing? This all happened on Thursday August 9, at around 5h30pm at the Krogers here in League City @ FM|2|7|0 & FM|5|1|8...you drove a white Nissan Altima and had a little poodle dog in your lap...hope to talk to u soonThat was no poddle, jerky.
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