Houston's Missed Connections: Cleveland Steamer?

"The Master of Orgasims", Jean Gerrard a crepe lover and a flaming escort joined the fray of Missed Connections as Houstonians searched for amateur philanthropists, hotties with some hotness or their roommate this week on Craigslist. Coffee shop crushes rebounded for those of you keeping score at home.

Pickings were slim this week yielding only one "good" post.

Enjoy?

DOMINOS PIZZA - WEST ALABAMA / GREENWAY - m4m

A shot in a million....

YOU: Hot BM delivery guy. ME: WM customer around the corner on Cummins. The pizza was hot but you were hotter! Next time, I'll order the "meat lovers" special. You ever offer your customers appetizers? If you can stay just a few minutes, step inside, close the door, drop your pants and let me kneel down and prove I'm a "meat lover."

That's flat out gross. Ain't no way in hell that we'd be interested in anyone who delivered a hot BM anywhere other than the crapper.

Think we missed a good MC? Light up the comments.

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