Houston's Missed Connections: *i got arrested again

This week's output on Missed Connections was much better than last week. But, Houstonist isn't naive enough to think that our bitching about the lack of quality had anything to do with the flood of MCs this week, but it kinda makes feel all warm and fuzzy like when you leave a peach in your glove compartment.

Anyway, we're glad that you guys suck at meeting folks; it's entertaining. Some jock wants to suck the trailer hitch off a Chrome guy, some dudes were playing with balls and one guy left with "WOW on [his] face." We could have done without this one though. Gotcha.

Having your Tires Changed... - m4m - 45

You were with your parents...along 59. Your car said Conroe. You were having tires changed.
I found you a beautiful...and very hot man.

I had a mustache...and a Lincoln Town Car.

Hope to hear from you.

You had us at mustache.

Short red hair, black heels and I think a Chanel bag........ - m4w

We were leaving the stadium around the 7th or 8th inning and made eye contact a couple of times while walking to our respective vehicles. I loved your style and the apparent matching attitude. Hope you enjoyed your night, you certainly brightened mine.

What exactly is a "Chanel bag" attitude? If that means some chick who's got a purse the size of a diaper bag slung under her arm and is not aware that she's ramming it into our vodka soda every time she turns to Buffy to say, "That girl's purse is so last year" then Houstonist does not like it. We will continue to protest in our typically passive-aggressive manner by discretely placing anything we can get our hands on, like soggy cocktail napkins, into your diaper bag.

I'd do anything to be your egg again. :( - m4w - 27

I wish to god the hurting would stop. I love you so much and want it to work but I said somethings out of anger that made you push me even farther away. I should have just shut my mouth and let you keep making me the happiest egg in the world.

Dude, the first rule of life is "never, never leave your wingman." The second is never ever, ever, ever, ever talk publicly about your Mom's ovulation.


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