Houston's Missed Connections: We Miss You ISP

Come back ISP! We neeeeeed you!

What happen you today? Things were gone so good buscept you screwed it up. Did you not like the freakfast in bed? That's never happened to us before. For real and stuff -


we gotta have you. Please andser our call Need u bad

longing for your connection, honeybaby

Houstonist

Time for our weekly look at Houston's Missed Connections on Craigslist. Hate yellow gummi bears? Love oragel [sic]? Tired of chickem? Us, too; it tastes like fish.

Cheeseheads have taken to "graveling" for friends. Huh. Didn't know you could find friends with rocks. Guess that's why chicks dig diamonds and Topeka chicks give great onanisms.

Sheep, goats, wine bottles, patches on clothing,

camels, eyes of needles, lightning flashes, the red sky, fisherman's nets,
Caesar's coin, chalices; I overheard you improvising in the town square; stealing kisses at carnival, baring your sheepskin with beads hanging from your parabolic horn. Wu Wei.

Like our grandpa used to say, "Make sure you got some sheepskins before you whip out your parabolic horn" So, iff'n you don't got 'em, go see Little Bo Peep and her friends.

roger rabbitt - m4w

saw you the other evening. you were doing the " roger rabbitt ". you look great doing it.

Betchya you're wearing jean shorts and a mullet right now aren't ya?

this morning - m4w - 48

You are Blonde wearing dungarees blue top. I followed you up the stairs to the office door. Your perfume was fantastic, filled my nostrils with your scent. I remarked how nice it was you spoke back to me. Would like to meet again if possible. Can't get your smell and looks out of my mind.

That scent was Sex Panther by Odeon. "It's got real bits of panther so you know it's good."

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