Houston's Missed Connections: Urban Cowboy Edition

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Oy vey! The Missed Connections gods were with us this week and yielded the gem of a thread below about cheating in Pasadena. Picture Bud and Sissy as the two idiots lovers in question. If you have no idear what we're talking about, leave work now and watch Urban Cowboy - the documentary about life in Pasadena.


To my BF in Pasadena - w4m - 40

If you don't call me tonight, don't ever bother calling me again. You know who you are and you know who I am. Don't you ever get tired living multiple lives?

signed,,,
Your dirty little secret
This is where you say, "I got a thumb. I got a middle finger."


More 'Dena drama after the jump.



re:To my BF in Pasadena

Well...don't keep us on the edge of our seats.

Did he call?

Of course he didn't call. Remain calm. All is well. Step away from the computer but only after you finish reading Houstonist.


BF in Pasadena didn't call - w4m - 40

I am single again. This time,I will find someone who appreciates me and treats me like a human being. Sometimes, we have to be with a jerk, to appreciate the good ones. This is a lesson well learned. I will not harp on the negative, and await the positive.

Guys, stop emailing me with dick shots. That is just tacky.

Tacky? Do you have any idea how hard it is to find drawers that don't clash with our birthmark?


Re- Boyfriend in Pasadena

Look for one in Houston... Or someone where the fumes from the plants in that area didn't burn up brain cells.
Houston MC dudes send cock shots all the time. Not sure she's gonna be cool with that.


I have a BF in Pasadena too

I was also his dirty little secret, but now his wife is pregnant again.

I guess it's the fumes.

Huh. Perhaps the Surgeon General should put a warning sticker on dicks that says, "Caution: sniffing dicks has been shown to cause pregnancy for dumb women."


Re: BF in Pasadena

Maybe your problems aren't the fumes, the location, etc. Maybe its because you are dating MARRIED men, you stupid asses!!! Find a man of your own and maybe your phone will ring when you want it to, and not when he can find time for his "booty call". I hope you can find some self respect. It's pretty clear you have none!
Dude, their chances of making it on to Springer would drop significantly if they weren't dating a married man. C'mon. Head in the game.


Hey Far North of Pasadena - 40

He isn't married, and I have enough self respect, to end an unhealthy relationship. The reference to the "dirty little secret" has nothing to do with a married man, it is an inside term that only he would understand. So, don't judge me before you know everything.
See below.


Re: BF in Pasadena didn't call - w4m - 40 - 999

Dirty little secrets are what keeps us sick.


RE: Hey far north of Pasadena

First off, there were two posts and one clearly states he was a married man and you yourself made reference to him tiring of leading "multiple lives". Secondly, don't put your business here in this forum if you don't expect to be judged or at least commented on. With all your self respect, it amazes me you choose to tell him off here. Whatever, it sounds like you really have your shit together. Does sound like I struck a nerve though.
She had all of her shit together until she started banging that douche bag.


Re BF in Pasadena

I think someone that visits this site has a husband that is unfaithful..
My thought on that subject...tsk tsk tsk. I think I know who it is.In Pasadena.
The only reason I say that is..this person goes through 9 kinds of emotions trying to find out if it is her Husband who is someone’s boyfriend..If I had an inkling of a thought that my BF/Husband was meddling with someone else I would not make myself look like a fool and harass every female one this site. I would ask him..oh wait if it is who I think it is..Oh yeah. No question about it...He would LIE!
Well, that is the rule. Deny. Deny. Deny. "It wasn't me." Say it with us. "It wasn't me."

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