
Good morning, Houston. We enjoy a good, quick breakfast as much as anyone, but seriously, there are limits — just ask the four people who were hurt Monday when a driver who was eating oatmeal at the wheel crashed into a Metro bus near downtown. Witnesses told KPRC that the driver ran a red light at Pierce and St. Charles and hit the front of the bus, which caused the driver's vehicle to spin around and hit the back of the bus. The aftermath: "Metro police said oatmeal was found all over the inside of the driver's sport utility vehicle, the bus and the road." That sounds like a lot of oatmeal. The driver had to be cut out of the SUV and was taken to Memorial Hermann Hospital; three passengers on the bus were taken to St. Joseph's to be treated for neck and back pain. It's not clear yet whether the driver will face charges.
>> Wyatt pleads guilty: Houston oilman Oscar Wyatt Jr. brought his trial to an early end yesterday by pleading guilty to paying millions of dollars to Iraqi officials to win contracts connected to the U.N.'s oil-for-food program, the AP reported. Though there was a program rule barring direct payments to Iraq, Wyatt said that he agreed in December 2001 to tell other people to pay a surcharge to an Iraqi account in Jordan. "I didn't want to waste any more time at 83 years old fooling with this operation," Wyatt told reporters. "The quicker I get it over with, the better." The terms of the plea deal call for Wyatt to be sentenced to 24 months in prison on Nov. 27 unless the judge in the case decides otherwise. Wyatt will also forfeit $11 million as part of the deal.
>> Hardin enters Bissonnet high-rise flap: Opponents of a proposed 23-story mixed-use tower at Bissonnet and Ashby have hired high-powered attorney Rusty Hardin, the Chronicle reports. Residents of Southampton and Boulevard Oaks, the upscale neighborhoods that abut the development site, say the tower would cause traffic problems on the two-lane Bissonnet and nearby streets; it's not clear whether there's any legal way to prevent the project from being built, but opponents hope that if there is, Hardin will find it. "Rusty has been engaged by our community to pursue all of the legal options that our neighborhoods can use to stop the proposed development," Chris Amandes, a spokesman for the anti-tower group, said in a statement.
>> Today's weather: Well, uh, so much for our prediction of a sunny few days: There's a slight chance of scattered showers today, with decreasing cloudiness tonight leading to a clear Wednesday — and then, more rain for the rest of the week. Ah well. Look for a high around 90 this afternoon, with a low of 70 overnight.
Coincidentally, there's also a 10 percent chance of scattered headlines ...
- HPD Chief Harold Hurtt pledged more patrols in Acres Homes during a town hall meeting last night
- A small airplane skidded off a runway at the Sugar Land Regional Airport while landing Monday
- And at Hobby Airport, an HPD helicopter had to make a hard landing Monday evening
- Justice of the Peace Zinetta Burney, testifying in Priscilla Slade's defense: Slade's spending was "peanuts compared to what the universities spend on promoting themselves
- A deputy Harris County constable hit by a vehicle as he wrote a ticket on the Westpark Tollway yesterday morning died at the hospital
- Police have arrested several men in connection with a string of auto burglaries at Hobby Airport
- Without approval of $250 million in port bonds, the Port of Houston could lose traffic and cause the local economy to take a hit, port officials say
- Police say two teens beat another teen unconscious in Dickinson on Sunday, then asked a neighbor to call 911 to help the victim
- A man's body was found cut in half on railroad tracks near Allen and Cohn in the West End
- Coast Guard crews rescued a stranded kayaker in Freeport yesterday
- FBI investigators are trying to track down the "lunch money bandit," who robbed a Wachovia branch last week while carrying a lunchbox
- Galveston's Grand 1894 Opera House could be getting a fancy new sidewalk
- And elsewhere in Galveston, a new visitors center could soon be built at Stewart Beach
- More than three months before the date of the 2008 Houston Marathon, the race is already sold out
- Developer Del Webb will build his first Houston-area community, a 1,500-home neighborhood for active adults, on Highway 59 just west of Sugar Land

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Those high-rise builders are TOAST! :)
I wouldn't want to build a tower in neighbor so full of whiny bitchs.
I could never be a paramedic. I faint at the sight of oatmeal.
"The breakfast of chaos" is one of the best headlines I have ever seen. I can't properly express how awesome it is. Thank you, Jim.
Amazing, I wonder how many times I can get away with eating oatmeal and driving...