Last Chance To See 600 sq mi: Hidden
Missed Connections: Gefilte Fish...and "Chain Connections"
H-Town Rock
Rock Talk, Vol. IX
Chivalry lives in Houston and meanness does, too. But, that doesn't mean that meatheads aren't seeking stupid chicks. And, stupid dudes are hot for savvy chicks. However, bitches need not apply nor do "asshats."
Here's a few more that we found interesting.
You caught me picking my nose at a red light - 20
I was at a red light picking my nose and you glanced at me and we laughed. I was in a white camry and you were in a greyish or blueish 4-door car. I have long blonde hair, green eyes, and was wearing a red bra. You had dark hair and sunglasses and looked about age 20-30.Why wouldn't she come running into your arms after such a display of phalangical dexterity? Oh, yeah - cause you have a slimy booger on your finger.
MARRIED A FILIPINA BUT GOT DIVORCED AT CELL PHONE STORE - m4m - 25
I noticed and came up to talk to you. you told me you got divorced and let her keep the house. we exchanged numbers, if this is you and you are interested, what occupation and name is on the card you gave me.Wow! When did cellular carriers start including divorces as an add-on feature? If only they could get transform our iPhone from a brick into an iPhone again.
Miss Jen on WoW - m4w
You know who you are, i'm Lancelot, I just wanted to let you know that I am always there for you whatever you need, even if that isn't me as your "guy"Lancelot! Lancelot as in Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp or Lancelot from Camelot where they "have to push the pram a lot?"
"Let's play doctor" after the jump.
Jason - are you still around? - w4m - 30
Jason... we met maybe 2 years ago. You lived off of El Dorado & 45. I drove down for a day of medical fetish play... I wanna play some more.Oooooo! Houstonist loves playing hide the speculum.
Re: When Fantasy Meets Reality - m4w
You little vixen, you should have told me you like it from behind a long time ago. From now on, reality means a good doggie style wrestle. Sorry I was going to town on the wrong avenue. Hope you're not still sore.Doooooood, you need to make sure you've mapped out the correct route before you take a vixen out on the town. You never, ever want to explore a road that is closed. Believe us when we tell you that plowing down the wrong lane will often result in your companion abandoning the road trip all together. Be more careful.See you tonight!
Buy me a drink & pull my hair - w4m - 30
I turned onto Rankin from Imperial Valley, and the next thing I know - your car is riding my ass! Fuckin' pull my hair first!Apparently it is also important to have a ready supply of alcohol when you're taking the back road.You're a cop - Harris County - and you rode my bumper until I turned into King Fuels, then you turned right onto Chisolm Trail.
You owe me a drink.
Don't be a dumbass. Drink responsibly or take a cab.
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"Why wouldn't she come running into your arms after such a display of phalangical dexterity?"
The nose-picker was wearing a red bra, and described itself as having "long blonde hair, green eyes" - I'm thinking it was in fact, the she in question.
Huh. I've seen dudes wearing bras before. I was trying to avoid a gender stereotype, but I guess I should have applied the 80/20 rule.