Houstonist Haikus

On Tellers at the "Drive-Thru" Bank

"Hello? Yes? Ah, hi,
I'd like sass and slowness, please.
Great! More than asked for!"

On the Bands That Play at the Sugarland & Woodlands Baker St. Pubs

Good job, gentlemen,
At another Friday night
Rawkin tired covers.

On Single-Ply Toilet Paper

'Twas way too thin, the
Single-Ply Toilet Paper:
Needs more folding. Crap.

On the Dead Cockroach Behind the Couch, Requiescat in Pace

We never met, sir,
Until after your death. Thanks
For saving me time.

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Photo: flickr user Stephen Bridges