Houstonist: Interview: Derek J. Mortimer, Hotelier

CUERVO

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:40:58 -0600

AHHHHHHH ........ Cuervo happy now!

CUERVO

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:36:35 -0600

CUERVO wants to know why the avatar CUERVO chose is not showing up? CUERVO feels the one Houstonist placed is just too common for CUERVO.

CUERVO

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:01:03 -0600

Just way too funny !!!!!! CUERVO hopes that Derek replaced the artwork that was on the walls when Hotel Derek was the Grand as CUERVO found it the most hideous waste of good canvas on the planet. CUERVO apologizes for the long sentence but found it necessary to make CUERVO's point. CUERVO thanks you for such an informative & insightful interview.

groovehouse

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 00:11:32 -0600

Beautifully imagined! Love it.

Mowank

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:20:49 -0600

Oh! I get it now. It's make believe. So I guess the author is retarded then.

Monica Danna

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:08:10 -0600

mt parents live in jersey village. of course people in jersey village would never come inside the beltway to go to a hotel. i think mortimer had 610 re-routed around Hotel Derek so that he could claim ITL status. we're not buying it.

Eric Wilson

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 18:55:40 -0600

Reminds me of that old Seinfeld episode: "You know...Jimmy is pretty sweet on you. Jimmy's been watching you....you're just Jimmy's type."

Rob Hays

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:39:02 -0600

Breaking news: Wes Anderson has optioned the rights to this interview for a future film adaption.

Jim Parsons

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:54:45 -0600

But the part about Zaza Mikhailovna Laquintov is true, right? I mean, I think I saw her sitting in the lobby of ... ohhhh.

Hector Chavez

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:51:26 -0600

IT'S IMAGINARY, PEOPLE. "IMAGINED". http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa3676/is_200310/ai_n9317507

Crystal Jackson

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:48:26 -0600

This was an IMAGINED interview, as stated in the opening paragraph. But, yes, he might be retarded. Retarded like a fox.

Mowank

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:43:28 -0600

Is he retarded?

DanMan

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:14:51 -0600

Very insightful. And it reminds one to speak of ones self...ah, nevermind.

Jules

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:04:29 -0600

I find it difficult to keep a straight face when talking to someone who always uses the third person in regards to his/herself. Houstonist... always the professionals.