Houston's Missed Connections

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting.

thats funny - m4w - 20

hey,
i dont understand what the hell is wrong with you?! first of all you dump me for some ugly ass jobless loser, because i went out with my friends?! how the hell does that happen im hot, in great shape, and thats what you leave me for a fat, huge gapped tooth, jack ass?!wow great job and now all of a sudden you come back to me telling me that you still love me...sad thing is that all of a sudden your pregnant with that loser! how the hell do you expect me to take you back through everything you did?! i cant stand you, i dont love you, and i was happier when we were through! how hard is it to leave someone alone, i tell you to stop calling, and everything but yet you still persist! just stop and leave me alone!
honestly i wanna know if their is any girl who is not like you, and if there is id love to meet her, take her out, and congradulate her for proving me wronge
thanks,

C.P.R

Awe...she left you for a fat loser with a Letterman gap. She probably digs the fact that he can spell 'cat' without sounding it out.

Ashley - Continental Houston to Seattle Wednesday - m4w - 49

It all started when I helped you with change for the guy to the right of me who wanted a set of headphones. You told me you weren't very good with math. I guess I'm not either because I couldn't keep track of all the many times we smiled sincerely at each other.

You told me you lived in North Houston when I gave you my business card as I left the plane. You are a perfect specimen of a woman and a true lady in public.

I'm posting this in case you misplaced my card. Incidentally, it might be best to call me or send me an email through CL as my work email may send you to spam catcher.

Even a calculator jockey like yourself should have been able to figure out this equation:
"perfect specimen of a woman" + "true lady" <> Missed Connections Reader

dammit grant, the mini oil tycoon! - w4m - 26

long days at the make-believe non-profit keeping you occupied?

or is it my tiny stature and big wit that has got you all dressed up and shy??

Lady, are you trying to suggest that patrons at Pub Fiction are posers? Inconceivable.

Puffin... - w4m - 27

You drive me absolutely insane! The problem is I'm not sure if it's good insane or bad insane. Hell, maybe it's both. I wish I could tell you more about how I am feeling and be more open with you but I don't want you to go and I'm scared that you will if I let it all out. I love you I really do...but I feel there are some things we need to discuss before moving any further. Maybe I will have the guts to tell you sooner than later...but if not maybe you will see this and ask me with an open mind and heart and I will feel comfortable telling you. Hopefully my negativity doesn't ruin us and I'm sorry if it does. I am listening to our song right now. If this is you, you will know what song I'm talking about. I have so much to tell you, but it's so hard. I love you Puffin, even if you don't like the nickname ;)

She found her lobster puffin.

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