Houston's Missed Connections: Quit Yelling at Us

This week saw the usual ho-hum type of Missed Connections with a few Halloween misses thrown in for good measure. Unfortunately, some posts were more depressing than others.

Hopefully the following MCs will make you smile.

I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME! - w4m - 42

YOU DONT CALL U DONT EMAIL N THEN WHEN YOU DO YOU HAVE NOTHING OF WHT I ASK FOR - ALL I WANT IS THE ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS - ITS SIMPLE - REALLY - WHEN U LOVE SOME 1- 8 YRS WHY CANT YOU TALK IT OUT AND BE THERE ? INSTEAD WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO THE COMMITTMENT YOU HIDE LIKE SOME LOST PUPPY- AFRAID TO TAKE A CHANCE - IVE LOVED YOU TOTALLY N I EXPECT THIS BAC- THEREFORE I HAD TO RELEASE YOU IN HOPES YOUD FIND YOU WAY BAC UNDER THE RIGHT OF WAYS N IF YOU CHOOSE TO NOT BE FROM THE HEART IAM NOT GONNA CONTINUE AS BAD AS THIS HURTS IAM SRY I RESPECT MY SELF THIS MUCH !TO CONTINUE TO TRY TO LIVE A BETTER WAY -I LOVE YOU W ALL MY HEART AND U KNOW THIS- IAM AS TRUTHFUL- AS IT GETS ..TAKE THAT IN FOR ONCE - THE GRASS ISNT GREENER-U SHOW ALL THE SIGNS - ALWAYS--- AND IF YOU THINK IT IS HAVE AT IT !!!!!!!!!YOU CAN STAY ON THAT LAWN TO .... U KNOW WHO YOU ARE

We don't blame him. Houstonist hates people who yell. And, FYI: ALL CAPS INDICATES YELLING. JUST READING THIS POST MAKES US WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!

NEW TO HOUSTON LOOKING FOR A COOL FEMALE TO HANG OUT WITH MY TREAT - m4w

Hello Ladies my name is Raypier i'm originally from Chicago but i just moved to Houston from California.
I would love to meet some one who would like to hang out and show me the clubs scene.
PLEASE!!!!
No Drama,
No BS,
NO SCAMS,
NO SCARY CATS,
NO SLICK SHIT,
NO STALKER
JUST GIRLS THAT WANNA HAVE FUN!!!!!!
AND WHAT EVER HAPPENS
IF YOU ARE BOUT IT BOUT IT
THEN HOLLA THEN HOLLA

WITH A NAME LIKE THAT YOU'VE GOTTA BE PRETTY SHARP. Oops. The CAPS lock key was on. Anyway, too bad you don't want drama or you could call the lady from the post above. We guess you could always give Cyndi Lauper a call, but we think she may have a herd of cats and, thus, would be party to some slick shit.

I left you with the baby oil - m4w - 37

bring it on the day that we make our connection. We'll really need it. Hope you are out there...

xoxo

YOU LEFT A...excuse us. You left a woman when she had the baby oil ready? You must be wearing Saran Wrap shorts because we can clearly see you're nuts.

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