Houston's Missed Connections: Step Away From the Llama

Each week buscept last week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting.

37 Llamas....if its you you know what im talking about!! - m4w - 20

That was the funniest thing i have ever heard!! Well email me back, you sound like a really cool girl...

tell me what you were looking for!!

Run away! Houstonist Rule of Dating #323: be very afraid of anyone who likes llamas, especially if they pronounce it "yamas." Trust us. We know what we're talking about. Note: alpaca lovers are safe.

Ms PIGGY - 30

I MISS YOU SO MUCH I WISH YOU WERE MINE.....EVERYTIME I SEE YOU THE SAME OLE FEELINGS COME OVER ME. WISH I KNEW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING WHEN YOU SEE ME.I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU.

Get over it, Fozzie. That sow digs frogs.

Jason... - w4m

Know that your friendship over the last few months has really meant a lot to me. While it is very difficult to express what is in my heart, know your emails warm my heart. I look forward to each message, each word, each thought. You're an amazing man and I'm surprised someone hasn't already captured your heart. Perhaps you're saving this for me...

You're in my thoughts....

Huh. You don't say? Some folks may think that you're diggin' Houstonist a little too much, lady. But, that's cool. Clearly you've got great taste. You should bring your fine ass over to our next get down for some get down if you get down, get it? And, don't worry. We're always on the look out for someone special.

just looking for somthing - m4w - 20

me personitly im an ok guy but the problem with being 20 is you cant go much places so now im bored an waiting to hit 21 just want some good times if your intrested hit me up

Dude, "you cant go much places" wearing that hat. You should roll back to the carnie that sold it to you and get your money back OR give it to a chick. It is chick-tastic.

You are a coward! - w4m

You didn't even have the decency to tell ME that you'd found someone else. You let our friend tell me. Apparently, you standing me up and not responding to my texts and phone calls is supposed to be my big hint that we're done. I don't get the courtesy of an explanation or an apology. How sad that you think so little of me. I expected more from you.

Even Berger left a Post-It when he broke up with Carrie. Take it from Houstonist, dude. Chicks want to know the truth no matter what. We type from experience.

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