Houston's Missed Connections: Just a Kiss

Every so often we're too lazy to read every MC there's a Missed Connection that stands out from the crowd. This is one of those so oftens.

just a kiss... - w4m

I’m a girl. (or woman, what have you)
I’m in my mid 20s.
I am polite, respectful, well spoken, intelligent, from a great family, and very independent
But it occurred to me a few weeks ago that I can’t remember the last time I have been kissed. Not the ‘see you after work’ kiss, or the ‘welcome home’ kiss. I mean Kissed. The real kind. The kind you only really get in the first couple weeks of a new relationship. The kind you see in the movies. The kind that makes your stomach feel all bubbly.

So I guess if this sounds like something you wouldn’t mind helping a girl out with, if you think you are up to the challenge of a simple, tummy fluttering, stress relieving kiss that will once again convince me that there are not only decent, romantic men in this world, but also that everything will be ok, I would love to hear from you.

However you MUST be ok with a picture exchange. In fact, **I will NOT be answering messages that do not include one**. Because as I mentioned, mutual attraction would be key in the makeout process. I also take into account that I may be attracted to you and you may not be attracted to me. If you are hesitant at first, here are some basics. I have long brown hair, curly, but I iron it straight regularly. I am statuesque, but not anorexic, I have blue/green eyes and rarely wear makeup. I did model briefly in the past. Normally I wouldn’t mention this, but in this situation I feel it might get me a greater response to my request..

I know this sounds completely gay, but that’s because it probably is. I have always been a hopeless optimist in romance and life, and I feel like this may be a very real necessity for me to release some of the recent stressful situations I seem to have stumbled into.

So here is what I am proposing. A brief exchange. Pictures of course, as no one wants to kiss a horse (male or female). Once mutual attraction is established, we can shoot a few emails back and forth to confirm neither one of us is a dangerous sex offender (or some other unattractive candidate). Detailed information isn’t really necessary. I don’t really care if you have a girlfriend or a wife. Not to sound like a homewrecker, nor a completely awful person, but it’s not like I’m looking for a long term relationship here. Just a kiss. It should go without saying, but please no herpes or fun stuff of that nature. Just lookin for a brief fairy tale, not an incurable disease.

Again, if this sounds gay, just think of it this way. Its not like I will be meeting your drinking buddies to tell them of a torrid affair. In fact, we will most likely only meet just the one time. Words may not even be necessary. Actually, I kinda thought it would add to the dramatic effect if there were no words. Just an acknowledgement of identity then right to business. And just to clarify ahead of time, I want a KISS. NOT a makeout gropefest leading to a lay.

I look forward to hearing from some 'princes'…

Houstonist's reply follows the jump.