Houstonist: Whatever You Say: Roger on 60 Minutes

cb

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:16:53 -0600

i got a little nervous reading the words 'stool' and 'buttocks' in the same sentence.. but the whole situation is shitty anyway. Rog came off as arrogant and petulant last nite... i look forward to his press conference later today, maybe all those b-12 shots will help with his backpeddling!

Jim Parsons

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 19:39:46 -0600

Yeah, Rusty Hardin seems to be the go-to guy when you know you've done something, but don't want to go to jail for it. And for the record, Rob has taken no performance-enhancing drugs.

Rob Hays

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 16:04:04 -0600

If you knew the slightest thing about who Rusty Hardin is, you'd reconsider. It's not that Roger has hired a lawyer, it's that he's hired a high-dollar criminal defense lawyer with the PR sense of a snake oil salesman. Like Johnny Cochran, but less dead. And that's not even the dumbest thing I've ever written on this site.

gman

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:58:55 -0600

We still maintain that the most damning move that Clemens has made so far is hiring Rusty Hardin to defend him; the man could've gotten Johnny Cochran's ghost to do the Chewbacca Defense and he still would've looked less guilty. Hiring someone to defend you makes you guilty? That is the dumbest thing ever written.

MaryJane

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:15:22 -0600

Grape Nuts.....Oh, pardon THAT pun. You are fabulously funny.

houston_brent

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:41:12 -0600

hilarious write up, good stuff