VH1 to look for P. Diddy's new personal assistant in Houston

Sick of re-warming the soy milk for that pretentious jerk’s soy latte? Is your work place just like “The Office,” but without actually being ironically entertaining? Need to get out of your parents’ garage apartment? Well, we’ve got just the resume boost for all of you.

VH1 is pulling out the “Help Wanted” sign for Sean “P Diddy” Combs, although we think it’s “Sean John” now.

The cable channel responsible for such quality programming like “Flavor of Love,” “I Love New York,” “Celebrity Paranormal” and our new personal favorite, “Celebrity Rehab” is holding a nationwide search for Combs’ newest personal assistant, proving that Combs is wholly dependant on reality television for both finding new bands and (apparently) employees. Right off the bat, though, you have to remember you’ll be replacing this guy. Up to the challenge? If so, the listing reads:

Prominent celebrity hip-hop mogul is seeking a top-notch, professional and outgoing Personal Assistant to coordinate business, social and personal affairs. This role involves handling business and personal tasks. It is imperative that the Assistant has the sophistication to communicate effectively with people at all levels of management and handle highly confidential matters.

The casting call is scheduled for Thursday, Feb. 14 from 6 to 9 p.m. at Level Nightclub and Lounge (412 Main).

Hey, Houstonist editors: is two weeks enough notice?

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Image from P. Diddy's MySpace.