Houston's Missed Connections:

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting.

HGHD to my MC - m4w

I'm ready to move to Lake Charles.

Don't be stupid. You should call our therapist before you make any rash decisions.

Blond Pregnant Girl at MonsterTrucks saturday! - m4w - 21

Hey, I believe I know you.. Your blond, light brown hair'd self.

Email me back!!

Just to be clear, she was already pregnant when she got to the monster truck show, right?

Dear tall, bright and steely-eyed... - 20

You looked so amazing up there on the stage; perfect patience as you took all those silly questions. Your bright blue eyes captivated me.

I was the guy in the beret and black vest, there was something in your voice when you took my question, maybe we can meet again and discuss it further?

;lovestruck

What the? Are you an Army Ranger? Who wears berets any more? Ooo, ooo! Is this Max Fischer?

On the bus last week - 21

I was the shy dirty-blonde college student at the back, you were the brunette in the white blouse that looked like Pris from Blade Runner.

I couldn't take my eyes off you for the whole trip, but I never even got a glance back. I cant help but imagine what might have happened if I had the courage to ask your name.

Holy shit! A Bladerunner reference. We think you're cool, but she might think you're a big nerd. Better make-out with her quickly before she hand springs across the floor and rips your head off with her thighs.

To all the people I`ve made eye contact with.....

.....and you know who the hell you are....hit me up,....tell me the color of my sisters hair ( just so I know its you!!!)....I felt a connection man!!!

Same for Houstonist. We miss connecting with our 11 readers. Please chat us up at the Light Rail Pub Crawl on Leap Day.

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