
Happy VD, Houston! Don't miss your opportunity to take advantage of hooking up with the lonely single chick or dude sitting across from you on the bus.
Here's a few Missed Connections that we found interesting besides the salad tosser, twisted animals, suckers and a chick who likes dudes that smell like fish.
Texaco Express Lube With Toy Poodle - m4w - 36
You were in waiting area, with your toy poodle. The poodle was cute. You were even cuter! You single?ROFLOAO! What's funnier than lube and toy poodle in the same sentence?
I Saw The Prettiest Woman Today in Frys - m4w - 41
I was on the phone when I first past you and I couldn't even talk to my friend. I was stunned by your beauty.Well done, sir. Well done. You can't get a hit without swinging the bat. Better luck next time.I took my shot but I wanted more. If you felt the same, tell me what color your dress was.
Looking for an old friend.... - w4m - 30
I am looking for an old friend of mine who resides in the Houston area. His name is TC Shields. I have lost contact with him and wish to reconnect. I don't know if this will work, but this was my last resort. If you know him, please ask him to respond to the craigs list email address. I appreciate any help I can get!We know TC. He moved from Houston to Oahu awhile back to be with his soul mate, Rick. He helps Magnum solve cases by flying around the islands in his Island Hoppers chopper.
**If you do not know him, DO NOT waste my time or your energy emailing me.**
Dressing room fondle - w4w - 22
You: Tall blonde, asked for my assistance in Victoria Secrets dressing room. Asked my opinion on your outfit. I replied looks great! Before I could say another word you touched my breast and kissed me hard. I pulled away in left in shock, now dream of how it may have ended.Congrats! You were caught in the new Showtime series: Red Shoe Diaries - Hidden Camera.
Please reply,
Nichole
why can't we just be friends - w4m - 36
Sano,Dear, Stupid Girl. IT NEVER WORKS THAT WAY. OK, well mostly never.Why can't we be the way we were before... with out the sex? Friends who will be there for each other, minus the guilt? I GREATLY miss the AWSOME sex but I miss your personality, your smart ass, your knowledge of who i really am more than anything. I miss us. It would be such a PRECIOUS friendship once again. Think?
Or we could converse on Scott St.... JK
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