Houston's Missed Connections: I'd Do Me

Missed Connections really does have it all: creeps, midgets and hamsters.

Here's a few more MCs that we found interesting.

Whole Foods checker - w4m

OK, I'm on the rebound,
But you, sir, are ADORABLE. I wish to leave smooches all over you!

Alas, you said you were busy tonight. Who doesn't want to share a bottle of wine me? I mean, if I were a dude, I'd do me.
That leads me to believe that you are seeing someone. Oh well; if I didn't ask, I'd be kicking myself.

Well, I'm enjoying the wine. :-)

A bit lonely and little empty - perhaps just needy - w4m - 26

I often wonder if there are men in this world whose thoughts don’t always revolve around sex? Do men long for the friendships where you just talk and share feelings? Is there truly a benefit to NSA? Does an hour of sexual release really fulfill the needs you have? Can a woman do anything truly NSA? I know those of you who have stopped to read this are thinking what the hell is she doing posting in this section these types of questions? I don’t know either really just seemed like the place where most men look. I have certainly tried the NSA thing before and while the sex is great there is always something missing. Growing up I had lots of guys who were my friends and we never had sex… Now that I am married I find it very hard to find those types of friends. Who knows perhaps those guys I thought were friends were really trying to be more I was just too innocent to tell. Then there are those who are probably reading this thinking, why doesn’t she just talk to her husband? Well it’s not that simple with you men because when you “love” someone you often want to “fix” any problems and have a hard time simply discussing things. Maybe I am wrong and just married the wrong man… Maybe I am just as much of an open book as I thought… If your still reading this then I am sure you are wondering just what it is I am looking for. I guess if it were that simple I would have just stated that up front. It’s really hard being a woman and posting because of all the responses you get. Picking the right ones to respond to is very hard. Usually end up thinking I have the right friend for it to only last a few weeks and then they disappear. I am sure it is something I do or say that causes that to happen. Anyway if anything I have said has gotten you thinking and you truly are just looking for a friend then respond. For example it would be so nice to go out and just have a few drinks tonight after work and just talk. I am open to men, woman or couples since we are just talking about being friends.

I don't want to be friends with you,

I only pretend to want to because I am hoping you will change your mind.
I can't wait much longer and it's silly that I am waiting at all. Every time my phone rings I hope it's you. When there is a knock on my door, I hope it's your knuckle knocking. I daydream about licking you. It's terribly distracting. I want you because you do not want me and the fact that I know this only makes it worse. You make me feel like a giant lame love poem. Like jello.

You're such a fucking bitch but I want you to fall madly in love with me.

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