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Missed Connections was pretty interesting this week. Brittany is missing again. And, forget Jenny. Some dude has Amanda's number. Oh, Mark Marco needs a date.
JEREMIAS from Brazil - French Bulldogs breader - m4m
Hi there! I would like to ask you if any of you guys have a contact information for Jeremias. He is originaly from Brazil and living in Houston he was selling high quality French Bulldogs bread in Brazil.Mmmm. Breaded bulldog sounds tasty. Do you know if it was light like tempura or heavier like cornmeal?
My cell was stolen and I would like to kindly ask you to share his contact info if possible. I would like to get in touch with him.
Thanks a lot
Regards!
Red Accord at Car Wash - m4w - 28
Dear Red Accord Girl,Who says you can't learn something by reading Missed Connections? Now we know the Japanese word for douche bag. Fanboi.
You: Red 2003+ Accord Coupe, Gunmetal Rims w/ Silver lip, Tint, Spoilerless rear deck.
Me: awestruck 2004 White SUV driver.I'm sorry I stared a couple of times. To a Honda Fanboi seeing a Honda Girl meticulously detailing her ride (in heels no less!!) is a religious experience. Your car was clean, and not in the soap/water way.
Usually I can think of some introduction, but I was speechless. Give me another chance? Coffee? I'll bring the clay bars, and P21S Carnauba
Bobby, I Think We Have Sexual Tension - w4m - 34
We have issues at work, because of sexual tension. I just wanna borrow you once in awhile. I do not want to steal you from your wife. Simply borrow you now and then. I am glad you understand and accept my relationships with other guys. I am a girl who needs variety.Bobby beware. The next line you hear from this chick is likely to be, "Bobby, we, and the rest of the boys, have STDs."
To The Blond Funeral Home Employee I Banged - m4w - 54
That was great...I didn't get your name. But, I would like to do it again.Sorry, dude. You're dead to her now.
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Missed Connection With My Laptop - 20
Dear burglar who thought it was cool to break into my boyfriend's car as we enjoyed a nice meal together at Chuy's last night,Good luck, Amelia.You smashed the passenger window and got glass all over my shotgun spot and yanked out the radio. Oh, and my backpack was missing. Great. Initially, I was angry. Then sad. Now, I've mostly accepted the loss of my backpack with all of my schoolwork and my powerbook apple laptop. Except for one thing..
I'd like the data back, please. In return, I won't press charges and you can have the computer itself with my blessing. Just let's arrange a neutral time and place so that I can retrieve the irreplaceable schoolwork and personal photos. Sort of like holding my data for ransom. Everyone wins, right?
e-mail me!
PS- if anyone else happens to run across a silver 12" powerbook g4 (on craigslist or a Houston pawn shop/ ebay/whatever) holla back and I'll love you forever. ($$ reward $$) It has a very distinguishing vinyl cover that is a print of M.C. Escher's two hands drawing each other and inside there is a chuy's silver sticker and a silver sticker that says "sid richardson" with a crest. When you open the computer and try to wake it up, the username is Amelia Reiff Hill. That's me.
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Thanks!
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Photo: flickr user fd.
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