Houston's Missed Connections: Delegate Love

Here's what we learned on Missed Connections this week. Private dancers are in demand. Chicks dig assholes. "Normal" guys like guns, but nice guys buy lunch. Weird guys love cabbage. And, not everyone likes speeding on The Loop. Liars.

hot Hillary delegate - m4w - 27

You were the smoking hot girl in the Hillary gear at our convention tonight. I was the handsome, well-dressed Obama delegate who kept checking you out. You left in a hurry when the convention went south, and we never got a chance to resolve our tension. Come teach me the error of my ways.

The Clinton rep must have been truly beautiful as there is no way you could consider her hot if she was dressed in Hilary gear. This clearly a very delegate situation.

Megan - Fell for your legs at the Texas Fetish Ball - m4w - 29

Meagan - I "met" you at the Texas Fetish ball Sat night. You are a hairdresser working as a color tech. I complimented you on your legs, twice. You let me touch you leg. You were wearing a black corset and back shorts in heels. I fell in love with your legs and wanted to talk to you about that night. Will you allow me? I will know if it is you if you tell me where you went to highschool(what Houston area you are from)

Mistress Megan thinks you are pathetic. But come in for a coloring, and she may reconsider.

Your drink diet coke. - m4w - 30

I met you at a meeting today. You were sitting opposite me and we kept exchanging glances at each other and had many moments. I thought you look perfect. Your cheek bone, your perfect side profile. I wish it was a business meeting so that I could talk to you.

I hope I'll get to hear from you. If you are you, tell me how many rings you wear on your hands, the shape of your ear rings and the color of your necklace.

Was this a group therapy meeting? Next time try waxing poetic about aspartame or the virtues of the cola industry. Try complimenting her cheek bone.

HLB from CBS I want to spend more time with you. - 21 (Under your window)

I'll bring the mustard and wine. You can cook. I don't mind pepper and chocolate together.

You can tell me about your car being dirty, and we can talk about what to do about the cat being out of control. I just want to be with you.

BTW That SM chick is hot.

Pepper + chocolate + mustard + wine = hurl. Out of control cat? Sounds like someone is on the verge of becoming the crazy cat lady and has some taste issues.

On the couch - m4w

your friend got my attention and told me to make out with you so i did... it was a good kiss and i told you not to forget about me

We feel for you on this one. It's always tough to get her number when your tongue is in her mouth.

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