
Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting.
My silence (estoy calmado) - m4w - 35 (katy/mason rd.)
My feelings have never changed, throughout the entire time, including the bumpy spots. I am very saddened that things are as they are now. I am allowing time to pass in hopes that it will bring you clarity, hopefully in my favor. I hope that there is not another in your life already. If not, I will be here, loving you from afar, as I have had to do before.It's time to up the antibiotics or get a new doctor when you lose feeling in the bumpy spots.
heather (fatty) Michelle (bigfoot) Shan (she-male)
Yall are busted and i will be pressing charges, get ready for the police to contact you= Big fat UGLY LOSERS!Don't sweat it. Stuart got busted, too.
Garrett on-board the Space Station - 30 (Encinitas, CA)
The other night you had me in stitches! I saw you on the Colbert Report, and then again on the NASA channel dining with your Russian friends; your smile kills! Thank you so much for making me laugh out loud ~ My cheeks hurt just thinking of you!Houstonist to Garrett. Come in, Garrett. Get the shuttle to land at Edwards when you leave that floating tin can. There's a hottie out in Cali who wants to scope your rocket. Beware of cavitation shock waves.
Montrose Area Midrise - 22 (Midtown/montrose)
You live in my building. I saw you checking me out in my schoolgirl style skirt the other night. It'd be so convenient for late night hookups. Send me an email.Hey, lady. Houstonist can be discreet. We'll haunt your dreams.
I could use a sex buddy.
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