Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting.

Rock, Paper, Scissors, anyone? - w4m - 38 (Houston)

I'm getting tired of people asking me why I'm still single. Really? What kind of question is that? I've actually been quite happy living the single life and I'm not in a tremendous rush to be in a serious relationship. It would just be nice to sometimes have a shoulder to rest my head on at the end of the day.

You had us at roshambo.

You brought my son home, drive a gold Yukon or Suburban? - m4w - 37

You brought my son home on Sunday, you asked said he told you something that your son never talks to you about! you were awesome! black outfit, nice tattoo around arm... hope you see this! email me and let me know what he talked to you about.

YGBFKU! Some chick brought your son home, and you don't know her name? Nice work. Your Parent of the Year nomination is in the works.

Mood Disorders PowerPoint at Agora - m4w - 27 (Agora)

You: Cutie in peach tank top (?) and jeans - Med student? Doctor?
Me: Unshaven in green shirt, stiing behind you
Both upstairs at Agora.
Share a table/tea/beer sometime?
AZ

Ahh, we can hear it now: HELL NO I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM! I'm sorry, honey, I just get a bit out of whack when you spend $500 FREEKING DOLLAZ ON PURSE! I'm so sorry. It's a clutch - A $500 CLUTCH! THE CLUTCH ON MY HONDA DOESN'T COST THAT MUCH!

They didnt have white russians - w4m - 29 (Porch Swing (Heights))

Well, you and i were trying to figure out what to get your friends since they didnt have white russians. You are really good looking and i wouldnt mind seeing where things might go. I know we are both married and we commented on that... giving it a shot! Lets see.

Dude. You should have asked Gary for a Sioux City Sarsaparilla or an oat soda.

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