- Fireworks hit the market today. Don't use them inside the city limits or you may be fined up to $2,000 per item.
- Houston is a great place to be if you're looking for a job. Houstonist is looking. Bring us your best offer.
- Sugarland will be testing their new emergency phone call system today so don't freak out.
- The father of the missing Pasadena children faces capital murder charges after leading authorities to their bodies
- NASA scientists announced that ice has been discovered on Mars. Super. Now all they need to do is design a cooler that will work in a limited atmosphere environment.
- Houston convenience stores need to register to improve protection from HPD by being included in a database. The program also requires the store owner to install actual security measures like cameras, a silent alarm and a drop safe.
- What do you do when you can't afford to have that gastric bypass surgery you've always wanted? You get a loan online.
- Yesterday we told you about HPD's numbers being above 5,000. Their recruiting secret? A blog
- Astros GM Ed Wade is adjusting the pitching rotation. We humbly suggest picking up Ebby Calvin LaLoosh.
- Paul Stallings, a trial litigation institution in Houston, passed away. Former judge Pat Mizell described the Vinson & Elkins stalwart as "a modern-day Atticus Finch."
- Today's weather: The radar is relatively clear for now, but expect isolated showers with a 40% chance of rain. High: 94. Low: 74.

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LOL! Did you just recommend "Nuke" Laloosh?? OMG! He's a got a Porsche with a quadrophonic Blaupunkt, ya know!?
Maybe we need this pitcher!
http://tinyurl.com/4nhqsa
"Ya don't need a quadrophonic Blaupunkt. What you need is a curve ball!"