Houstonist Haikus

An Expatriate
of Houston, far from his home,
Must face sacrifice:

"Any good Mex food
In the Boston area?"
"Sure-- Chipotle's great!"

Guacamole paste...
...made from powder. No thanks, sir.
"Hot" salsa's a joke.

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Nine weeks, no Shiner.
Why all the hoopla for Pabst?
(Hipster beerwater)

What's that stout bottle?
I spy Negra Modelo!
Whose was this? (Mine now)

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"I've been to Houston.
It seemed quite rural to me."
"Really? Where were you?"

"Angleton, Texas.
Isn't all Houston like that?"
"As it turns out, no."