- Today is election day, clowns. GO VOTE or we'll punch you in the face. We also throw a mean elbow.
- Using some math (carry the one...move the decimal) the Secretary of State predicts a 68% voter turn out at the polls which equates to ~9 million folks. Go get in line already.
- Campaign workers for McCain & Obama are amping up their efforts as the witching hour nears
- Pollsters and other election day officials are keeping their eyes peeled for anything fishy going on
- In case choosing your politicians wasn't motivation enough, Starbucks is doling out free coffee to anyone who votes so don't throw away your "I voted" sticker
- ~3,500 families displaced by Hurricane Ike are still being housed by FEMA in area hotels
- FEMA extended the aid application deadline to December 12th so get your papers filed
- The City wants to track taco trucks to insure that they're getting cleaned so that you don't get sick
NasserNASA officials are considering launching the space shuttle replacement (Constellation) earlier than originally forecasted- HISD is evaluating busing students to magnet schools. Is it really worth the $17 million price tag?
- Searchers have found a body near East Galveston and believe it is a victim of Hurricane Ike
- Austin is considering banning text messaging while driving. Start weening yourselves off of your keyboards now Houston.
- Texans QB Matt Schaub hurt his knee bone against the Vikings and may miss up to four weeks on the mend.
- In case you forgot, Roger Clemens anti-defamation case is still going but may come to an end soon
- Today's weather: The line at the polls may be long, but you shouldn't be sweating. It's cool. High: 79. Low: 65.



I don't think you're gonna punch ANYONE in the face or throw an elbow. I heard you were a "nice guy"!
Wrong. All my court records are sealed or expunged, and I've got a great PR manager.