Houston's Missed Connections: Car Love

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting.

crown victoria car you are so hot. - m4w (nw)

wow you are so hot.. i hardly talked to you..i cant get you out of my mind.

Say this. It'll work. We promise. "Oh, baby, your trunk is so big and captivating. I enjoy putting my bike in it. I can't wait to sink into your split bench seat. Your naugahyde interior is so supple I could ride around in it for hours."

You Test drove the Mustang - m4w - 45 (Memorial)

I have my Raccoon Mask, and ready when you are.. no need to worry about returning any favors... but doing you is more than enough for me.. :-) Don't worry, your ID will always be locked in my vault, safe and sound.

you can bring a friend..

you know who.. JM

Overheard at the Ford dealership: "Bullwinkle to the Service Desk. Bullwinkle to the Service Desk."

Kennealy's Irish Pub Last Night - m4w - 30 (Houston)

You were totally wasted off cider and were wearing these sweet scrunchy boots.
Red, shoulder length hair and cheese pizza...

I'd love to do you in a library sometime.

We've heard that red-headed cheese pizza eaters have a thing for Dewey decimals but only in libraries with an actual card catalog.

pearland texas walmart parking lot yellow motorcycle - m4w - 24 (nebraska)

i was on a yellow crotch rocket and my friend was on a red one. at wal mart parking lot in pearland texas about a week after katrina hit. i was on vacations in clute out for a ride. you were waiting with another friend in a car to be picked up by some other people. i took you for a ride around the parking lot on my bike... do u remember me???

You should see a doctor stat if your crotch rocket is yellow.

Geology and wyoming - w4m - 23 (North)

Nobody gets hurt.
I like you.

Mmmm...nothing says love like some hot mud logging while drilling.

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